My nipple is on Facebook.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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