Betty ford says i'm here all night
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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