i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
