I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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