..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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