i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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