If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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