Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Randomize
