Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
high people should be assigned attendants
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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