I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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