She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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