counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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