Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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