I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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