Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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