when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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