Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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