Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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