I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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