hotel room ftw
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
where are my eyebrows?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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