I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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