so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I believe in your delicious
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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