great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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