I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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