do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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