i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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