on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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