Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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