All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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