How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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