I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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