you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
