Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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