I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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