We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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