do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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