i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
