Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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