so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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