Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
