I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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