Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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