Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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