he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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