Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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