That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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