4 words: hood of his car
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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