Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The power of my boobs compel you
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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