he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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