I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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