So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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