i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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