I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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