Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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